[Dog Barks]
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)[Continues]
(music)[Ends]
[Various Animal Noises]
And then... And then she says, "That's not my sister, that's a possum"
[Laughter]
Hey, litterbug, watch my shell, man
Looks like Bart and Bertha are back again
Yeah, you know what that means, man?
Yeah, every time those two loudmouthed doughnut brains show up
they try to take Jory and Tess away from us
Turbo, we gotta shift into high gear, man We gotta stop 'em
Hello? We're turtles If we're lucky, we'll get there by winter
Oh, come on, Turbo Hmm, we gotta try We gotta go
[Whines]
[Barks]
Shut up, you mangy mutt
Oh, Bart, don't look like anyone's to home
[Snorts, Coughs, Spits]
Well, I figure they're off somewhere
feeding them stupid critters they got around here, hmm?
[Barks]
What say we go take a look-see inside?
I sure could go for some iced tea
That's a good idea, Bertha I could use a "swaller" of something tasty myself
[Barking Continues]
Hey, keep a lid on it! I mean it now!
Stupid mutt Oughta be a law against creatures
Now, come on, Turbo, let's go
Show-off Mr. Runs Like the Wind
I'm going as fast as I can Sheesh, gimme a break
[Sniffs]
Make no bones about it
you two brats are gonna be mine
Ho-ho! Iced tea!
That's for me What else?
Hey, Bertha, we hit pay dirt A nice birthday cake
Mmm It's sweet too
Hey, Bertha, you want some cake?
Well, hot dogs and pickled hogs
[Chuckles] What do you know about that?
Hey, Bart, have I got something to show you
What are you hollerin'about now?
It seems the old folks are a mite late on their mortgage payment
- Let me see this - Very late, in fact
Uh, readin' ain't my strong suit there
- Show me where it says that - Well, lookee here
It says if they don't come up with the dough by the first of the month
check out!
Well, then, they'll lose the house
No house, no home for the kids
No home for the kids, no kids
[Both Laughing]
Stop it! You're killin' me!
Hey, let's go have some birthday cake and iced tea
I'm there with ya
[Man] Now remember, Edna
uh, if the kids are already home from school
these presents stay in the back of the car, right?
Well, Boyd, honestly
When did you ever know me to spoil a surprise?
- Well... - Look out for that bump
[Car Hits Bump]
Uh-uh, I'm not going through the cow pies No way
Come on, man, we got to It's the only shortcut
Look, Rusty's chasing Boo again Maybe he can help us
Yeah, that's a good idea Hey, Rusty! Yo, Rusty!
Leave me alone, bone breath
- Oh, come on, Boo! - [Turbo] Yo, Rusty!
- I just wanna play - Then we'll play by my rules
Yeah [Grunts] Hey, no fair
I can't climb trees We can't play if you're up there
Prr-ecisely [Giggles]
- Oh, you're no fun - Hey, Rusty Hey, Rusty, over here, kid
- Over here, Rusty - Rusty, come on already We need your help
[Scoffs] Well, I didn't wanna play with you anyway
Yeah, right, and I'm a Doberman
I just can't wait to see Jory's precious little face
when he sees that cake I baked for him
And I know he's just gonna love his present
- Oh, we got company - What?
Bart and Bertha are back
Oh, no! Oh, Boyd, not them!
Now, don't... don't get excited now We... We can manage it
Well, I don't care Cousins or no cousins
they're not getting their hands on our grandchildren
- Right? - Yeah, you're right
What is your problem? Can't you see I'm busy?
Those two blockheads are back to try to take our Jory and Tess away
- You gotta do something - Great Danes!
This is terrible But what can I do? I'm just a pup
You gotta go tell your mom, man She's smart She'll think of something
Right Mom knows everything I'll go get her
I guess a turtle's work is never done
Slow down already This ain't a race, you know
[Engine Off]
Ah, for Pete's sake
Look at that Just knocked it over and ran off
Ah, let's worry about that later and take care of the trash inside
- Come on - Now, don't let them get to you, Boyd Do you hear me?
- I'm not gonna... - Stay calm
- Don't worry I'm gonna be fine - Remember your high blood pressure
Hello, Cap
How ya doin'?
That-a-boy Ready?
No But what difference does it make?
- Bart Bertha - Well, it's about time you two came home
You know, we was beginning to wonder maybe the loony bin come and carted you away
Well, I see you two have made yourselves right at home
If that's what you can call it
This ain't no place to be raisin'kids
All them wild animals runnin' all over the place
Folks in town is right when they say you two are plumb crazy
Now, you just listen to me, Bertha Bimini I've had about all I'm gonna take from you
Now, we might as well listen to what they have to say We're gonna have to anyway
[Rusty] Mom! Dad! They're back! They're back!
It's Bart and Bertha They're back! Comin' through, ladies
Oh, no! Last time they tried to steal my eggs
- And my tusks - They're trying to steal my humans!
Oh, my! Ladies, guard your roosts
Mommy! It's happening all over again
Mommy, hurry up We gotta stop 'em Come on
Please, Rusty, I'm trying to feed the babies
But we gotta do something
Whatever it is, I'm sure it can wait till later
[Yawns] I'm exhausted
But Jory and Tess They're gonna take Jory and Tess away
- What? Who's taking Jory and Tess away? - Come on I'll show you
It's Bart and Bertha We gotta stop 'em
- They're in there - Oh, Mom Jory and Tess are my favorite humans
Everybody knows it's wrong for old people to be raising young children
Something needs to be done about those two
And you're just the dog to do it
- Oh, Malley, I don't know - Where's that big, strong stud I married?
- I guess he just got old - That's nonsense, and you know it
Now, come on We've gotta keep those two fleabags from taking away our humans
Mom's right We gotta teach those butt-sniffers a lesson
- Rusty! - Oops Sorry, Mom
What makes you think you have the right to take our grandchildren away from us?
Boyd, this ain't about thinkin' Look
You see? I got this little legal document here
and it says that we are the legal guardians of them children
Go ahead and take a look
Oh, Bart, really!
Even I can tell this is a forgery
Well, it's Bertha's handwriting, for Pete's sake
W-Well, just as soon as we can prove that you two old coots...
- Hey, Mom, I got an idea - is unfit to raise 'em, them kids will be ours
Now look, let's be honest The only reason that you want, uh, Jory and Tess
is because of the trust fund that my son and daughter-in-law left for them
- The money don't hurt - [Both Snickering]
Oh, Bertha
[Woman] (music) I'm gonna drive this bus right on down the road (music)
(music) I'm gonna drive this bus like my heavy load (music)
(music) In the snow, in the rain it all looks the same (music)
Hey, you rascals, wake up back there
(music)(music) [Vocalizing] (music) Oh, and here we go uh-huh-huh (music)
- (music)[Vocalizing Continues] - Hey, Jory
What time should my dad bring me over for the party?
I don't know 6:006:30
Better make it even earlier Gramps and Grammy won't be able to hold it back that long
- They never do - What do you mean?
Whenever we have a birthday, they always try to give us a surprise party
I know Like we haven't figured it out by now
We always pretend to be surprised
That makes 'em really happy
So I'll see you at 5:00 then
Yeah, 5:00
This is us, Tess
Jory, why come you didn't tell me today was your birthday?
I could have made you a cake or even a sweet potato pie
That means I'm gonna have to sing you your present
(music) Happy birthday to (music) (music)(music) [Scatting]
(music) Birthday (music) (music)(music) [Scatting]
(music) Birthday, dear Jory (music)
- Thanks for the song, Wanda Bye - [Chuckling]
(music)Happy birthday to you
- Bye - Bye
(music)(music) [Scatting Continues] (music) Yeah (music)
(music)I'm gonna drive this bus right on down the road
- You're lucky - Why's that?
You don't have to hear Wanda sing for another year
My birthday's next month
Hey, I'll race you home
Oh, no, Cousins Bart and Bertha are here
Oh, Jory, what do you think they want now?
Boyd, Boyd, you know we can't afford that
Besides, we don't owe these two anything
Well, here
It's all we can spare Take it and get off the property
Thank you, Boyd
Hi, kids Hey, your Cousin Bertha and I
want you to know how much we love you
You can bet your sweet bippy on it
We're gonna have to teach you two some manners
Come on, Bertha Let's go
We'll be back, you know
Oh, by the way
that birthday cake, it was delicious
[Chuckles]
Oh, those two really frost my bun
- Mine too - Oh!
Quit worrying We'll get 'em You'll see
Well, hurry up and get in position And don't let 'em see you
- Hush, Rusty - I can't help it, Mom
Something could go wrong Great Danes, what if Agent and Bandit get caught?
Dimwit alert They're on their way out
Hey, guys, we're on
Operation Stink 'Em Up is under way Wish us luck
Get down and hide already
I think we rattled 'em, darlin' What you think?
Yeah, but next time we gotta have us a real court order
Now, you know we ain't got that kinda money
Well, I done figured out how to get some
You ain't talkin' about gettin' no job, are you?
'Cause you know how I feel about that
Well, let's keep our paws crossed
Hey, Mom, you really think it'll help?
- What, dear? - Crossing my paws?
[Laughing]
It's just a figure of bark, Son
Now we'll have to wait and see if Agent and Bandit can get the job done
I gotta see what happens Can I follow them, please?
Go ahead, Rusty We'll hold down the fort
- Thanks, Dad - Oh, did I ever have that much energy?
- Yeah! - Hey, Rusty, where you off to, man?
Don't you wish you could run fast like that?
What are you always in such a hurry for?
I just wanna race down the road and feel the wind on my shell
Face it, you're an inch off the ground
The only thing you're gonna feel is the dust up your nose
[Bart] (music) Gonna have more money than I ever have seen (music)
(music)(music) [Harmonica]
(music) Gonna live our lives like a king and queen (music)
(music) Gotta get that money for goodness' sake (music)
- (music)[Harmonica] - (music) Wanna start each day with a juicy steak
I hate that song Someone bite 'em Aw, let me do it
Let me bite 'em I wanna bite 'em Come on, I gotta bite 'em
Listen up, Agent Here's the plan You're gonna sneak up on 'em
And when I give you the word, you're gonna scare the daylights out of'em You got it?
I can bite 'em You want me to bite 'em? Come on, let me bite 'em
No, and stay low and don't let 'em see you yet
Eh, you're no fun anymore You won't even let me bite 'em
Ah, what's the matter with you? For two nickels and one dime, you're so...
Woah, you've grown You're almost there and you haven't even left yet
- (music) Gonna get a lot of money, gonna get real fat (music) - (music)(music) [Harmonica]
- All right, let me see if we're there yet - (music)(music) [Continues]
Yahoo!
- [Grunts] - (music)It's gonna be fun for everyone
(music)(music) [Harmonica]
- [Chuckles] - (music)[Singing Continues]
(music) No, ain't gonna be poor no more (music)(music)
- Get ready We're almost there - I still can bite 'em
I'll bite 'em Come on, just a little nibble Aw, come on
No, just stick with the plan
Well, all right, if you insist
Steady Steady! All right, Agent, now Go! Go! Go!
(music)[Harmonica Continues]
Oh!
- [Screams] - [Screams]
[Laughing]
- I hate snakes! - Bart, that's a poisonous snake!
[Both Screaming]
[Bart Yelling, Indistinct]
- [Screaming] - [Screaming]
All right, they did it! That was cool
[Chickens Clucking]
Oh, they should have succotash
What have we done, Bertha?
- Oh! - Oh, darn!
[Laughing]
Eww!
[Laughs]
Let's scram This is stinkier than Punk the Skunk on his worst day
Way to go!
I still say they should have let me bite 'em
Just one little bite But no!
Dad burn it, Bart There sure is a powerful stench in here
I think we should move our bathing day up a week
[Flies Buzzing]
[Various Animal Noises]
[Animals Chattering]
[Chattering Continues]
Oh, what a lovely evening
- Please, I'm making room for my egg - Your egg?
[Bleating]
[Sighs]
[Mumbles, Snores]
[Chattering]
There you are Where have you been, Son?
Sorry, Dad I took the long way home
Get to sleep, Son It's past your bedtime
- I had a really good day today, Mom - I'm glad, dear
although you did have your father and I a little bit worried
Sorry, Mom Well, you should have seen it
It was so funny [Yawns]
Boy, am I beat Saving Jory and Tess can really leave you dog-tired
Go to sleep, Rusty It's late
All right Good night, Mom Good night, Dad
- Good night, dear - [Sighs]
- Dad? - Yes, Rusty?
Don't ever let 'em take Jory and Tess away, okay? I love them
I'll do my best, Son
- Now get some sleep - [Hen] Who do you think you are anyway?
- Oh, no, there they go again - I have every right to sit on this because this is my egg
- [Arguing Continues] - Can I go see, Pop? Please
All right Don't be too long
- Quiet - Hey, keep it down
Oh, great Now we're gonna have to listen to Zelda and Myrtle argue all night long
This is not the way civilized birds behave
- [Arguing Continues] - Hey, why are you arguing?
This is my egg, and I'm the one who'll be sitting on it
- No, no, no, this is my egg! - You sound just like a chicken
Hey, I resent that What's wrong with chickens?
- [All] Shut up! - Okey-dokey
Don't you dare call me a chicken This is my egg!
Quiet, quiet, all of you!
Oh, dear blazes, it's Max Shh Shh
Quacking and squawking on and on...
You sound like a flock of silly geese
You give ducks a bad name
Oh, you see? Now they've done it
And a terrible name to chickens, I might add
- [All] Shut up! - Okey-dokey
If you can't come to a rational decision about whose egg this is, then, uh...
- [All] Then? - Then, uh...
- Then what? - Hey, why don't you both sit on the egg?
What do you know? You don't even know how to make an egg
No, but I do know what it's like to be loved
And that little baby in the egg would be a real lucky duck
to have two mommies to love him
Well, uh... That is, uh, precisely what I was going to say
Yes, and a good idea too if I do say so myself
After all, two heads are better than one
Or in this case, uh, two bottoms
Then it's settled
Well, maybe now we can all get some sleep around here
All right, Myrtle We'll both take turns sittin' on the egg
- Fine by me, Zelda - Me first
- No way, me first! - Move your bottom!
- [Noisemakers Tooting] - [Animals Chattering]
- (music)Happy birthday to you - Oh, how nice
(music)Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Jory
(music) Happy birthday to you (music)(music)
[Laughing]
Okay, make a wish and then blow out the candles
All right
[Boyd] Very good!
All right, what'd you wish for?
I wish my sister wouldn't ask me what I wished for
Oh, Jory's not supposed to tell his wish, otherwise it might not come true
Well, that's a... that's a delicious-looking cake
I'm sorry about that cake, honey I did the best I could with it
- It's all right, Grammy - Yeah, I bet it tastes good
Now, son, this is from Grammy, Tess and me
[Boyd] Look at him go into that
Woah! How'd you know I wanted a bat?
Like that's not all you talked about for the last three weeks
- [Jory] You're such a twerp - [Tess] I am not
- That's enough now - Here This is from me
All right Thanks, Dylan
Did I really talk about it that much?
Just all the time, that's all It's the same kind of ball the pros use
- Uh... - Uh, open this, sweetheart
Yeah, that's kinda for both you and Tess
Woah!
It's beautiful The frame
Everything
That frame is real silver plate
I know they're both watching over you right now, Jory
Excuse me
Well, uh, how about this cake, huh?
Be right back
I guess we oughta just give them a few minutes by themselves, okay?
- You wanna cut the cake, Dylan? - Sure
[Edna] Thanks
You okay?
- I just miss 'em so much sometimes - Yeah, me too
All the time But you heard what Grammy said
I know, they're watching over us
I believe that
- I know they can see us - Me too
I just wish we could see them
So, do you want some cake, or what?
What?
Don't make me do it
Don't you dare Stop it! Stop it! I mean it!
I'm gonna catch you!
- [Jory] Here I come! - [Boyd Laughs]
[Laughing Continues]
- [Boyd] Hey, look who's comin'. - [Edna] Oh
- Yeah, there's Dale - Yeah
[Police Radio Chatter]
- Hi, Dad - Hey, Dale
Yeah, Sheriff Wilson, come on up and have some of this cake
I think Edna's got a pot of coffee on too
Oh, thanks, but we gotta be gettin' home
- Dad, Jory liked his baseball - Well, I'm glad to hear it
My baby will have the mayor visit on his birthday
Really? Well, mine's gonna have the governor So there
Well, would you at least want to take home a piece of cake to Marjorie?
It's homemade and it's delicious
Even if she does say so herself
Mmm, it smells good Well, you all have a good evening now
- And, uh, happy birthday, son - Thanks
- Bye, Jory See you at school tomorrow - Bye
- Good night there, Dylan - And thanks for dinner
- You're welcome, sweetheart
Good night
(music)[Man Singing]
(music)[Continues]
[Squealing, Laughing]
(music)[Continues]
- Here, Tess - Thanks Come on, Rusty
[Barking]
All right, Rusty You can have some
(music)[Continues]
- [Barking] - I guess one bite wasn't enough
Boy, he sure does like ice cream
- Yeah, I know how he feels - Too bad he can't go on the rides
We'll be back before he's halfway done with that ice cream
- Besides, what could happen? - Okay, you wait here, Rusty
- We'll be right back - [Whines]
- Hey, I'll race you guys to the Ferris wheel - [Jory] You're on
(music)[Continues]
Oh, wow, this is good
Fresh balloons right here
Uh-oh, I know that voice
(music)[Continues]
(music)[Ends]
I smell a rat
[People Screaming On Rides]
Balloons I got fresh balloons
[Thinking] I'd better figure out what they're up to
Hey, Bertha, I feel right ridiculous
If we wants to get them kids, we needs a lawyer
And lawyers cost money, so quit your complaining and sell these here balloons
before we get fired
I got fresh balloons over here!
- Bimini! - Oh!
[Rusty Thinking] Uh-oh
- Hi, boss - I've been watching you two
You've been out here three hours and you've sold three crummy balloons
- What do you gotta say for yourself? - Well, these people...
Shut up! If you wanna sell balloons, you gotta be nice to the people
- Oh, yeah, that's true - Shut up! You gotta laugh
You gotta smile You gotta be friendly, like me You understand?
- That's just what we were doing - Shut up! Now, get back to work
before I lose my good nature
[Bart] It's bad enough I gotta look like a fool
I gotta end up working for one too
Bart!
[Bart] Hey, let's grab it and get outta here!
Hey Hey!
[Spits]
Come back here, you pathetic little puppy! That's my money!
- Hey, come back here! - Get back here, you mangy critter!
- Slow down! - Bart! Wait for me, Bart!
[Indistinct Yelling]
- Come back here, you! - Yeah, you come back here, you four-legged monster!
- I'm gonna get you Get outta my way! - Sorry, mister
- Hey, come back here - You mangy critter!
- Slow down! - Wait for me, Bart!
[People Screaming On Rides]
[Breathing Heavily]
[Man] Now listen to me I told you to run this ride three and a half minutes
You're running it seven minutes, you understand?
- That's no good I'm losing money - But...
Shut up! Listen You run it three and a half minutes
You run it any more, it's your job You understand? You understand?
- Yeah, but, boss... - Shut up!
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
[Panting, Barks]
- There he is! - Bart, you leave him be We're gonna get canned
That little doggy's got our lawyer money in his mouth
Come on!
All right, kids Gimme a chance to set up here, okay?
Just wait a minute, okay? Thanks
- [Girl, Indistinct] - Shh
- Come on - Shh!
- [Bart] Come on now, feller - What's going on here?
- Oh! - Aah!
[Child] Oh, yes! Yes!
- That dog is gonna pay - Oh, I'm right behind you
[Boy] Come on Come on Gimme some Come on
[Carny On Loudspeaker, Indistinct]
- Come back here! - Bart!
- It's pretty good - I know
Hey! I gotcha now, you little rodent
Now, look it here You just stay right there
I ain't gonna hurt ya Ow!
- Oh, Bart! - I knew I should have paid my insurance!
- [Screaming] - Oh, Bart
- Oh! - [Laughing]
- I got you now I got you now - Oh, Bart
Bart, are you all right?
- What's this? - [Bart Coughing]
- So, you're stealing from me now? - It ain't how it looks
Shut up You're fired You wanna know why?
- But, boss, I can explain - Shut up If brains were dynamite
you wouldn't have enough to blow your own nose
- But, boss... - If you had twice as many, you still wouldn't have enough
You're so stupid you give "stupid" a bad name
You're dumber than dirt You're dumber than sand
You're dumber than dumb sand!
- Oh! - And for you!
Shut up!
[Scoffs]
[Bertha] Now ain't this a fine kettle of possums?
We done got fired from the only job we could do
What are we gonna do, Bart?
That measly ol' $10 old man Callahan give us ain't gonna last long
I know I know Well, what we need is a plan, see?
And I've been thinking
- And? - And what?
- (music)[Country] - You've been thinking, and?
Oh, yeah Well
uh... I ain't come up with nothin' yet
[Sighs] Figures
I gotta eat somethin'
My stomach's a-rumblin' and a-ragin' full of gas and nerves
Do me a favor Take a look out there
[Bertha] Oh
Don't you think we deserve to be drivin' a nice car like that, Bart?
Hey, you don't worry, okay?
'Cause once we get our hands on that kid's trust fund money
it's gonna be easy street from here on in, you'll see
Tell you what
You order me some pigs in a blanket
and some of these potato latkes
I'm gonna go out there and check on a little business
[Door Opens]
(music)[Continues]
Excuse me, sir I couldn't help but notice from across the way that you seemed a little lost
- Maybe I could be of some assistance to you - Uh, yes, thank you
I'm looking for an animal shelter, and it should be close by here
It's, uh, Edna and Boyd Callahan
Oh, boy, I tell you It's a tiny world
You know something? I happen to be part owner of that dump
I mean, shelter Bart Bimini's the name
- And you must be? - Winthorpe Carl Winthorpe
- Carl Winthorpe? - Mm-hmm
- You're the Carl Winthorpe? - Yeah
Mr. Winthorpe, let me ask you a question
Does Mr. Callahan owe you any money?
No, no, no, no My... My wife's heard that they had a litter of puppies for sale
and I just wanted to purchase one for my daughter
Puppies?
You mean like dog babies?
Right, right Like... Yes, like dog babies Right Mm-hmm
[Police Radio Chatter]
Well, Mr. Winthorpe, thank you, sir It's been a pleasure doing business
- Mm-hmm - Chief executive officer
That's pretty impressive, Mr. Winthorpe [Laughs]
(music)[Country]
Well, well, well
Sugar worm, this is our lucky day
Oh, boy Now, that gentleman across the street
- you know who he is? - Mm-mmm
Take a look at this Carl Winthorpe
He says he's looking to buy a puppy for his kid, right?
Says he's gonna spend 300 big ones on it, okay?
And, here's the good part, he's planning to buy it
at the Callahan Animal Shelter
The shelter
That's right
So, the Callahans have some pups for sale, do they?
That is correct
Hey, can we get some food over here?
[Puppies Barking]
[Barking]
Shh Quiet
Three hundred dollars? We'd better pick a good one
Well, might as well take 'em all
Why, that's a good idea
- Poor little mite Must be starvin' - Boyd
- Yeah - I don't know how we're gonna make ends meet
- Well... - It's almost the end of the month
We've always found a way to manage before I'm sure we will again
Well, if there's no puppies
that means there's no money
And if there's no money... [Laughing]
- Shh Shh Shh Shh - there's no house
No house!
- Shh! - [Snorts]
If they have no house... [Laughs]
Shh! Shh! Shh!
- Oh, boy! - Shh, shh, stop it You're killing me
Let's get outta here You go out first and make sure they ain't by the door
Come on, little puppies The coast is clear
[Tess Giggling]
- Here you go, Malley - Hey, don't forget Rusty and Bandit
- Here you go, guys - I love these animals so much
I don't know why, but they seem so special
It's 'cause they're like us
you know, orphans who were rescued by Grammy and Gramps
- They just feel lucky to be here - Yeah, we're all lucky
Hey, let's go visit Ellie!
Okay Come on Come on Come on
Mmm-mmm-mmm Boy, do I love pastrami
Hey, Turbo, let's go with 'em
- Last one there's got a soft shell, baby - Gimme a break
- By the time we get there, they'll be back already - Oh, yeah
Okay, all set Give me a curveball
- You sure you can hit it? - I'll hit it all right
Don't you worry I feel a home run coming on
[Elephant Roars]
- [Jory Grunts] - Strike one!
You're breaking my concentration
[Roars]
- [Trumpets] - [Jory Grunts]
Home run Yeah, right You're gonna have to run home to get that last ball back
Ellie, that wasn't fair I'm not a pro yet
Maybe if I give her the rest of my apple, she'll be nice and walk you
[Roars, Trumpets]
[Jory] You like that, Ellie?
I think that means more [Giggles]
- What's wrong, EI? - I don't know what it is
but something's wrong
[Roars, Trumpets]
[Barking]
Come on Let's go
- Dad? - No, no, no, my babies!
It's no use, Malley I've already looked The puppies are gone
This is all my fault I shouldn't have left them alone
l-I just needed some air
It's not your fault, Mom Please don't cry
[Malley Sobbing]
- The puppies! - [Tess] They're gone!
Maybe they wandered off
No, look at Malley She'd be out finding them
We gotta go tell Grammy and Gramps
What are we gonna do, Malley?
[Sniffing] Find them Someone's been here I'll bet it was Bart and Bertha
We'd better split up and start searching Maybe they'll turn up
(music)(music) [Harmonica]
(music) Well, only a fool would buy puppies from me (music)
- (music) 'Cause all they do is poop and pee (music)(music) - [Laughing]
Hey, sugar worm, how much is five times 300?
Well, let me see That's, um, uh...
Well, that's a whole lot of cabbage
You bet your sweet patooty it is
Hey, you know, I don't know about that one over there in the corner, Bart
She looks kinda puny
Well, the way I figure it is
we'll just give a discount on that one
A discount? [Laughs]
Oh, stop it! You're killin' me! [Laughs]
[Breathing Heavily]
- [Mumbling] - Who's there?
You'd better stop hiding and come out
I know you're there somewhere
I can smell you What are you?
- Some kind of cat? - A cat?
Back off, shorty
Woah, sorry I didn't mean to scare you Honest
I don't trust anyone who can't tell the difference between a cat and a raccoon
Look, I'm sorry I just need some help
Well, you can need my help from over there What do you want?
Well, you see, it's kind of a long story
- Yeah, well, make it short then - I'll try
[Engine Off]
[Burps]
Bertha, I don't know about this
Now, are you sure we're doing the right thing here?
Sure, I'm sure just look at it
It's small and puky-looking
I tell you This dog is sick, Bart
Look what it done to my shoe
Well, I see, but look The way I figure
we... we could keep it and still get a hundred for it
Oh, yeah And what if they all get sick just 'cause of this one danged dog?
- Did you think of that? - No
All right, look If we're gonna do this thing, let's just get it over with
Just put it down, and let's just git
[Puppy Whining]
You're one sick pup, that's for sure
You don't twitch but a noodle
You're about as lively as a pond slug
- Now, go on, git! - [Whines]
Oh!
[Engine Starts]
- Go on now, shoo! - [Whining]
And that's why we think it was these two bad humans named Bart and Bertha
who stole my brothers and sisters
and that's why I'm out here searching everywhere trying to find them
[Snoring]
Hmph Thanks a lot
What? Oh, I heard ya I heard ya Keep your collar on
So you think you could help me?
Absolutely not
But I do know someone who can
You do? Oh, who is it?
Take a little trot to that group of trees over there and look up
You'll see a nest, and inside it you'll find Coo, a white pigeon
- Maybe she can help you - A pigeon? How?
Ever heard of a bird's-eye view?
Use that lump of wood you call a brain
Pigeons can fly, get it?
She can see everything from up there
If she spots them, she can point you in the right direction
Great Danes! That's a great idea Thanks, Ratchet
I knew I could count on me Now scram, kid, and good luck
Huh, kid's got spunk
I hate spunk
- [Birds Squawking] - [Bart] I ain't gonna be poor no more
(music)I'm gonna get a big house with a golden door
Woah! Boy, I'll tell you somethin', honey
- Them chili cheese dogs and pork rinds is a bad mix - [Passes Gas]
[Whining]
Get back in there, you doodlebugs
Now don't you all hog-gobble it
That's all you're gettin' till dinner
Hey, Bertha, no more pork rinds for breakfast, you hear?
Lookee here If you're planning on a sit-down in the next 20 minutes
I'd say use the woods, darlin'
Well, I'm ready to take that little pupster over to the Winthorpe's
and collect the dough, darlin'
This one's a big'un
Looks like 300 bucks to me
You are absolutely right
And that's exactly why we're gonna leave this one here for our next customer
See? According to my particular plan
this one is more than appropriate enough for Mr. Carl Winthorpe
- You are so smart, Bart Bimini - I told you that
Smartness runs in my family
Okay, you keep your eye on those little varmints
and I'll be back in a jack flash with some money for you and me
Come on, little feller Hey, you're gonna be a rich man's dog
Have caviar for breakfast Drink champagne all day
- Are you Coo? - Yes, lad What's the matter?
- Here, puppy, puppy, puppy, puppies - [Tess] Where are you?
Puppies? Puppy, puppy, puppies Come here
- [Edna] Come on - Puppies? Puppies?
Puppies, where are you? Puppies, come here
- [Tess] Guys, where are you? - Come on, puppies Come on, pups
- Puppies? - Where are you, puppies?
- Puppies Puppies - Baby puppies
- Come on - Come on, babies
- Eh... - We've been looking all afternoon
I don't think we're gonna find them
[Boyd] Well, I think Tess may be right It don't make sense
for a whole litter of puppies just to disappear
Somethin'doesn't feel right here
Maybe we oughta go call the neighbors Maybe they'll know something
We can give it a shot
Oh, my, that really is a sad story
Of course I'll help you find them, Rusty
- Thanks a lot, Coo - just make sure to keep me in sight at all times
No problem
[Puppy Whining]
[Whining]
What is it, Rusty? Why did you stop?
I smell something It's my little sister
- Oh, no - What? What is it, Coo?
- [Coo] Alligators - Alligators?
Hurry up, Rusty You've got to save her
Great Danes, Coo I'm outta here
Alligators Poor Rusty
Such nasty creatures
I'm coming, Sis!
Oh, Sis, please be okay Please be okay
[Panting]
- Sis, look out! - [Roars]
Sis! Sis?
[Whining]
Great Danes, I thought you were a goner Let's get outta here
[Growling]
Thank God you're all right
I just wish you could tell me where the others are
Yippee! Courageous move, little miss
- Splendid, Rusty - I owe you big time, Coo
You saved my sister's life
No, Rusty, you're the true hero here
But I really must be going now
- Me eggs are getting cold - Thanks, Coo
I just wish I knew where to look for the other puppies
If I were you, I'd get out of the alligator stomping ground
and head toward where the sun sets
- over by the dry mountains - Why?
Just a hunch There's a little shack there
with a couple of loud, foul-smelling humans living inside
I'll bet they're the ones you're looking for
Great Danes Sounds like Bart and Bertha all right
Good-bye, Coo, and thanks for everything
- [Puppy Barks] - [Thinking] Good luck, Rusty
Come on, Sis We gotta find the rest of our pack
- [Playful Growling] - Oh, I know I'm hungry too
I'll try to find us some food
Don't worry That's what big brothers are for
[Playful Growling]
I guess finding food isn't going to be as easy as I thought
I wish we were home
(music)[Woman Singing]
(music)[Continues]
Get some sleep, Sis I'll protect you
(music)[Continues]
[No Audible Dialogue]
(music)[Continues]
(music)[Ends]
And God bless Grammy and Gramps, and Jory and Malley
- and Cap and Ellie, and Rusty and Bandit, and... - Sweetheart
You know, even God has to get some sleep
And I bet he already knows all the animals' names
And God bless all the animals in the world
- Yeah, that's it - And... And please, God, help us find our puppies
- Amen - Amen
All right Hop in bed
Here's your little teddy Okay, now
- Okay - Nighty-night
Good night
- Grammy? - Yes, sweetheart
Why do Cousins Bart and Bertha wanna take us away from you and Gramps?
Oh Well, that's a little complicated
Um, you see
before your mommy and daddy went up to heaven to join the angels
they wanted to be sure that you and Jory were well taken care of
so they saved up their money and they put it in a trust fund
- What's a trust fund? - Well, a trust fund
is money that's been put aside
Now, when you're 18, you'll be able to use that money to go to college
because your mommy and daddy wanted to be sure you got a good education
So, I don't understand
So, Cousins Bart and Bertha
want to get to be your guardians
so then they can get control of that trust fund
- Will they? - Oh!
Don't you worry about that
Why, you don't think Gramps and I would let anything happen to you, do you?
No All right
Now you get some sleep
How's it going there, Mr. Callahan?
Well, Mrs. Callahan, if we juggle a few things here and there
uh, we can just about pay everything up, except the mortgage
That's the big one I was... I was counting on donations for the puppies to pay that
[Clears Throat] You know, I was thinking
Um, I could just sell this wedding band
- I bet it would bring a pretty price - Not on your life
I put this ring on your finger 38 years ago
and this is where it's gonna stay
- For better or worse, huh? - That's right
We've seen it all We'll manage
[Chuckles]
Oh Do you have any idea how much I love you?
- Well, you'd better - [Both Chuckle]
Because, God willing, you're gonna be stuck with me for another 38 years
Oh, no!
Oh, yes [Chuckles]
I should be so lucky
Don't be stubborn This is the best I can do
You've gotta eat something Come on just give it a try
I know it's not Mom It's a cow, but cows are cool!
Their milk is really good
- Well, are you gonna try some or what? - [Groans]
You might as well, little one There's plenty, you know
Well, that's not somethin' you see every day
[Laughing]
Don't mind them They don't like small dogs like I do
If you don't mind, I've gotta rest for a while I'm beat
It's those big dogs I can't abide
always nipping at my heels and barking, barking, barking...
- [Burps] - Like they really have something to say
They're just big bullies That's what they are
- That reminds me of a story... - Hey, Sis? Drink up, and let's go already
Latte is a long-winded storyteller and boring!
I mean, ugly and big... I said that, right?
- So I think to myself, "Nipping at my heels" - Shh Come on Let's go
"Here we go again!"
Anyway, this big dog broke free of his leash
and came running toward me, just barking, barking, barking
I told you he was a shepherd dog, right?
Anyway, this dog had the ugliest fur
[Growling]
[Gasps] Uh-oh
- Rebel, is that you? - Oh, it's you
Hey, how come they let you two whelps wander so far away from the farm?
Oh, stop showin' off, Rebel
I'm not a whelp I'm almost two years old
[Laughs] Big dog Well, excuse me Whoa!
So, what are you doin' here?
My little brothers and sisters were puppy-napped from the farm
I've been looking for them
I found my little sister here
They left her on the side of the road
Humans...
We got some good ones in this boneyard of a world
but we also got some really bad ones
And the two who snatched my brothers and sisters were definitely bad
I have to find them My mom and dad are a wreck
Hey! Wait a minute, Rebel You've gotta do me a favor
I don't know It depends on what it is
See, uh, I got a hot date with a fancy French poodle
Oh, please? I just need you to run the little one home for me
and tell my parents not to worry
- It's really important - I don't know
Oh, come on! I'll let you play with my Frisbee
All right You don't have to bribe me I'll do it
- Thanks, Rebel I appreciate it - Don't mention it, little dude
Your sis and I will just have to take a little shortcut
Whoa! What kind of shortcut?
[Chuckles] Don't worry, little dude
I'll have your sister home in no time and be back to rub noses with my date
Trust me Little sis and I are gonna rock and roll
all the way home
(music)[Surf]
H-Hey, little dudette!
[Whines]
(music)[Man Singing]
- (music)[Continues] - Whoa! Check this out!
Yeah All right!
Whoa! Excellent!
[Howls]
Whoa! Extreme!
- [Whines] - (music)[Continues]
Yo! Watch this [Chuckles]
Yeah Lunch!
[Yips, Whines]
- (music)[Ends] - Oh, man, am I beat
Phew [Panting]
- [Chattering] - It's one of Malley's pups!
And that dog she's with is handsome, oh, for a dog, that is
Here ya go, little dudette Just like I promised... home sweet home
What do you know? The little she-pup's back
Oh, that Malley She needs to learn how to take better care of her children
Who knows where the others have gotten to?
Well, I know I'll be keeping a sharp eye on my baby
I beg your pardon! Whose baby?
- Oh, all right Our baby - That's more like it
[Coos] Daddy?
Look! There she is
Oh, my baby! Oh, honey, are you all right?
Where are your brothers and sisters?
Oh, let me look at you
- Now, that's cool - I can't thank you enough for bringing her home, Rebel
- Do you know where the others are? - And Rusty...
- We haven't seen him since yesterday - Hold your fleas, okay?
He's on his way to round up the rest of the family
What? Where? It could be dangerous
I'd better go out and join him Where's he headed, Rebel?
Hey, he's all right
You've sired a good pup there, Cap, my man
Let him do it on his own
- Rebel, l... - Come on Trust me
He needs to prove that he's growin' up
- But what if something... - He'll be fine, Malley
[Puppy Barking]
Look! One of our puppies!
[Barking Continues]
- Puppy! - Aw, come here
Yeah Ooh, the puppy Hi
[Panting]
[Grunts]
Yep [Sniffs] Smells like the place all right
- [Puppies Yipping] - [Snoring]
Yeah! I found them
Dad's gonna be so proud
[Yipping, Whining]
Quiet! Settle down Quiet
- [Crashes] - [Grunts]
- Yikes! - [Bart] What was that?
[Flies Buzzing]
Must've been a raccoon
[Sniffs]
I'm so sleepy Don't these people ever go to bed?
I'll just lie down for a while and sneak in later when they're asleep
[Yipping]
Oh, will ya quit your yappin'?
I'm sick and tired of listening to that whining
[Belches] They're probably just hungry
Hungry? They done eaten every last scrap
- of cereal, cheese doodle and wing nut we had in the house - [Dog Yelps]
Wait a minute You hear somethin'?
Well, I'll be
[Whimpering]
- Hey, we got ourselves a visitor - What?
- Yep - I look a fright
Take a gander right over there
Oh It's just a dog
- [Yipping Continues] - Wait a minute I done seen that dog before
Hey, I bet you that's why them puppies is all fired up
I got it! I seen that dog back at that stupid carnival
I knew I'd seen it before!
He done followed them pups all the way here
Well, you know what I think?
I think it's about time that we put an end to his followin' day
Hey, Bertha?
You still got that recipe for hound dog chowder?
I sure as shootin' do
Well, fetch it from the cabinet, darlin'
[Yipping Continues]
Okey-dokey
Say good night, Mr. Dog!
[Squeaking]
[Squeaking Continues]
- [Screams] - [Gunshot]
Oh! Great Danes!
- Oh, darn it! You made me miss him! - I made you miss?
Oh, yeah These people are dangerous I need some backup
[Panting]
[Groans] Talk about bein' dog-tired
My paws are killing me
- Hi, Mom - [Malley] Rusty!
- Thank goodness you're safe - [Cap] Are you okay? What happened?
[Police Radio Chatter]
Morning, Sheriff What brings you here?
- One of our puppies came back - Well, I'm glad to hear it
- But so far, she's the only one - I see
I'm not sure if it's anything, Boyd
- but, uh... Morning, Edna - Hi, Dale
I had a conversation with some people down at the diner the other day
Apparently, some wealthy man out of Yale County was trying to find you all
looking to buy a puppy for his little girl
- Did he ever show up? - No No, he never did
- I didn't think so - Why do you say that?
Well, I'm not certain yet, but, uh, I drove by
and I saw Bart having a conversation with a sharply dressed man outside the diner
Folks confirmed he was the man from Yale County
[Chuckles] I'm just a little suspicious, I guess
Bart and Bertha?
You think they might have had something to do with our missing puppies?
- Wouldn't surprise me - No, no, no, no, no
We shouldn't go judging people till we have some proof, you know
Well, those two are just always in trouble up to their eyeballs
but I cannot think they would do something so mean
I think Boyd is right Let's not jump to any conclusions now
I think I just might run by Bimini Bog and pay 'em a visit this after
I thought I could check on some of the animal shelters, see if they've heard anything
- Oh - Can we go?
- Yeah, I reckon you can Get your teeth brushed though - Well, sure
[Chuckles] Well, I'll let you know if I find out anything
- Well, we appreciate it All righty - Oh, thank you Thank you, Dale
So then, I looked in the window
and sure enough, our puppies were in there in an old basket
And then... then boom, they shot one of those loud stick things!
Scandalous!
Just let me at 'em I'll bite 'em
What's the world coming to? It's not even safe to cross your own barnyard anymore
Sounds like my old owners Humans just don't get it sometimes
It doesn't take much to make us happy
Yes, especially us chickens
- Shut up! - Okey-dokey
Listen up Now we know where they are
so I suggest we form a plan and go out and bring 'em home
- We'll need Ellie's help - I'll go get her
- Count us in! - Perfect
You two can stay here and puppy-sit while we go get the others
Ellie! Ellie!
Oh, there you are Ellie, we need your help
My help? What's wrong, Boo?
We're going after the puppies, and we need you back at the barn
All right What do you want me to do?
Just follow me I'll tell you on the way there
Sure You give us the nothing assignment while you go off and have an adventure
- Well, I guess we know what you think of us now - Nonsense
As far as I'm concerned, taking care of my puppies is more important than anything
And besides, we've always considered you two a valuable part of our team
Really? Ah, never mind
I think I hear Ellie I'll go see if it's her
- just in time I'll go get the others - Oh, an elephant!
We've gotta get goin'
I'll set the baby up with Turbo and jet and then catch up with you
All right, Malley Let's go, everyone
- Let's move out - Last one there's a skunk
- [Squawks] - [Honking]
[Barking]
[Groans]
[Trumpets]
[Barks]
[Bleating]
[Barking]
[Bleats]
[Car Approaches]
- Hey, Dylan - Hey, Jory
- Hi, Dylan - Hi, Tess
- Hey, puppy - Hi! How you doin'?
- So, the rest never turned up, huh? - Only this one
No words on the others yet
- Where'd you guys go? - We checked the animal shelters downtown
Then we went to a few other towns and checked their shelters
- Nothing - Can I hold the puppy?
That's too bad Hey, I brought an apple for Ellie
- Think she'd like it? - That's her favorite
Come on
[Tess] Your dad thinks Bart and Bertha might have stolen the puppies
He didn't say that, Tess He said he was gonna check it out
Here, Malley Here's your baby
- Where's all the animals? - [Tess] Maybe they're inside
- Let's go look for 'em - Come on Let's go
[Honking]
- [Bleating] - [Barks]
Out of my way, featherheads!
- [Barks] - [Trumpets]
They're all gone
[Clucking]
[Bleating]
[Panting]
- [Honking] - Excuse me, ladies!
[Trumpeting]
I wanted to fly, but, no, you insisted on walking!
[Rusty] That's it! That's where the puppies are
[Trumpets]
- It looks like Bart and Bertha are leaving - [Engine Starts]
All we've got to do is wait for them to drive off
then we make our move
Let's go, everyone
- [Honking] - [Clucks]
[Clucks]
Sugar worm, it looks as if things is finally goin' our ways
You know, we's goin' to be able to afford one of them lawyers
Well, I can't wait to get my hands on those two snot-nosed brats
- We're gonna be rich! - We sure are
- Come on! - I'm right behind ya
Don't worry, babies Mommy's coming!
[Babbling] Wait for me
Hurry up! I don't want to miss this Slowpoke!
Hey, guys! It's your big brother, and I brought help
Don't be afraid Mommy's here
Step aside, everyone I've got work to do
Don't tell me that!
Well, I can't help it I gotta go bad!
All that talk about meetin' with a lawyer got me all excited
- Hang in there! We'll have you out in a minute - [Yipping]
Well, you should've gone before we left
Well, I didn't have to go before we left I gotta go now!
Well, you should've known then that you gotta go now!
- They're just inside the window - Not for long!
Out of the way, Rusty
- Whoa! Big mama comin' through - Go get 'em, Ellie
- [Yipping Continues] - This is so exciting!
- Easy does it, Ellie - Yeah No need to bring the house down
Then again, I could be wrong
- Oh, my - [Female] Oh, the puppies!
- [Female #2] They're free! - [Rusty] Yeah! All right!
My babies! Oh, I've been so worried Come down and let me see your faces
Doesn't that just warm your heart?
It's so good to see you I missed you so much
Wait Cap, one's missing
He's probably all right Rusty, why don't you check inside
- Wait a minute What's that? - Hey, someone's coming
Oh, no! It's them
Just hurry up Don't be puttin'on no makeup or nothin'.
Stop the truck! Oh, my Lord! Let's get out of here!
Henry Martin!
[Bertha] Oh, Lord! [Screaming]
Where's reverse?
My Lord! I'm scared, Bart! I'm scared!
That-a-girl, Ellie! Get 'em!
Way to go, Ellie! Show 'em who's boss
[Bart Screaming]
[Laughing]
- [Laughing] - [Bleating] Yea!
[Chuckling]
- Lord, have mercy! - Come on, Bertha!
- Think of something! - What more could happen?
Yeah! [Laughs]
Ellie! No, stop!
- Ellie, no! - Ellie, no!
[Jory] Ellie!
[Screaming]
- Let's go after 'em - I'm with you, Cap
Charge!
[Tess] Hi! Oh, you're safe
- Oh, hi! - Hey, puppies
One, two... There's only three!
- [Screaming] - Oh, Bart!
[Trumpeting]
Oh, Lord!
Oh, Bart, do something!
What do you want me to do? I'm drivin' as fast as I can
I'm no zookeeper, you know!
- [Trumpets] - Oh
- [Whimpering] - Here's a move he ain't ready for
[Trumpets]
[Laughing]
- Ratchet, they're coming your way - Yeah, yeah I'm ready!
- Hey! I think we lost him - just keep a-goin'
Here they come! Gee, I hope this don't hurt
- Geronimo! - [Thuds]
Oh, boy, is he gonna be surprised to see me
- [Laughing] - [Screaming]
Woah, is he ever ugly!
This is where I get off
- [Laughing] - Sorry, sugar worm
Don't you leave me here, Bart Bimini!
- I gotta go - [Whimpers]
[Shouts] Ow! Boy, that hurt more than I thought it would
[Gasps]
Yahoo!
Wow, this is getting exciting!
[Screaming]
[Engine Sputters]
[Creaking]
[Bart] I'll be safe up here It's a good thing I remembered how to climb a tree
- [Screaming] - [Snickering]
- I should've bit him - [Shouting]
- [Creaking] - Well, I'll be I'm okay
[Creaking Continues]
[Gasps]
[Creaking Continues]
[Shouting Continues]
Ow! [Groaning]
- Oh, God - [Bleats]
- Having a bad day? - [Screams]
She looks a bit unbalanced
- [Sputters, Creaks] - [Gasps]
I know just what to do
[Screaming]
I should've stayed in school
[Screaming Continues]
Oh, here he comes Get ready!
- Now! - [Clucking]
[Screaming Continues]
This is gonna be good This is gonna be good This is gonna be so good!
[Screaming Continues]
- [Panting] - [Trumpets]
- [Barks] - Oh, get me out of here!
[Trumpeting]
[Barking]
- [Trumpeting] - [Whimpering]
[Panting]
How they get elephants in this part of the world, I'll never know!
[Grumbling]
[Gasps]
You've got him in your sights
No
- [Together] Wow - Watch out, Bart!
- [Bleats] - [Honks]
Ow!
[Birds Twittering]
Oh, dang it!
[Laughing]
Yea!
[Barks]
- [Laughing] - [Barks]
[Trumpets]
- Look, my dad! Dad! - Oh, cool Come on
[Police Radio Chatter]
- Hi, Son! - Hi, Mr. Wilson
- Hey, Jory How you doin', Tess? - Hi
- Hey, look! - Hmm
Looks like somebody bought himself a whole pack of trouble here
- [Giggling] - [Chuckles]
When I think about what those two did
I'd like to fricassee their carcasses and hang 'em up to dry
- That's a sight I'd dearly like to see - Ooh
Well, don't you worry They'll have plenty of time
to cool their heels in the county jail
Okay, Bimini You know the drill
Yeah, I'm afraid I do, sir
This is all your fault, Bart!
You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
We ain't gonna give up that easy, Edna You'll see
Them children is gonna be ours
Don't bet on it
Let's go
- [Bertha Whimpers] - [Edna Laughing]
[Yipping]
- At least they told us where the other puppy is - Yeah, I know
Hey, look I see the puppy
[Dylan] She sure is havin'fun
[Edna] You know, I heard that little Winthorpe girl didn't feel like getting out of bed
Now look how happy she is
Yeah All it takes is something to look forward to
[Chuckles] Looks like she's found it in our pup
So I guess we're not taking the puppy home
Oh, no, no, no This is just the kind of owner we hope all our puppies will find...
kind and loving... someone who needs some joy in their lives
Well, she sure is smiling
Let's go say hello Come on
What are we gonna do, Mom? The puppy's in there with that little human
And that's where he's going to stay
It's everything I could've wished for for one of my children
I don't understand
This is what being a dog is all about, Rusty
We're here to help humans to love by giving them love
Great Danes! What a day!
You said it, Son
Yeah I have a little donation here for your shelter
Those animals are really lucky to have found their way to your place
I know you've made one little girl very happy, and I thank you
- [Boyd] No, no, no Thank you - Look, Boyd
Oh, my gosh
Gee, thank you very much
[Laughing]
[Chattering]
Great Danes! It's time!
So, at last, we're gonna find out who this hatchling belongs to
No doubt about it, this baby's gonna look like me
I hope not, for the chick's sake
Oh, the suspense is killing me
We won't have to wait much longer
[Together] Oh, here comes my baby!
[Whimpering]
Mama?
[Screaming]
He looks just like you It's definitely your baby
My baby? It is not!
[Laughing]
It never would've happened to a chicken
- [Together] Shut up! - Okey-dokey
[Laughing]
- Great Danes! - Mama?
- A baby turtle, imagine that! - Great! That's all we need around here
- What do you mean? - I mean, baby turtles are a lot of work
Nah, it'll be great We'll take him under our shell...
- Uh, jet... - show him the wonders of the world...
- jet? - Raise him into a fine young turtle...
- jet! - What?
- I'm stuck on a rock - Again?
- Don't start with me! - Most turtles go around the rocks
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[Giggling]
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